Monday, January 3, 2011

Vampire Weekend

Dear Boston (Ladies of Cambridge), I love you and cannot stop listening to you repeatedly. If I were ever to be a groupie it would be for well-educated and talented Vampire Weekend - certainly one of my favorites.

For Christmas I made two cherry pies ... it was pie, it was good, need I say more?

Christmas just wasn't Christmas this year, but New Years was a fun time. I know for certain that New Years will continue to be much more fun once I reach my twentieth years/second decade.



 Grande Cane VERSES Piccolo Gatto





Since sweet, toxically happy, (did I mention spazz) cat homicidal killer Scarbur has left me catless, I got a kitten for free from a friend.  Named it Una (one in Italia) because it is my little 'one' and is my only cat. Soon it shall help eradicate the mice domination of our property.


Scarbur is not the only cat-killer...Bailey is too, but her prey is a bit younger. When Bailey is out of heat her little body for some reason gets confused and prepares to have babies which means the little weiner dog produces milk. I had a snowball fluff of an orphan kitten and didn't want to buy formula so tried using Bailey, which barely worked because I had to hold Bailey down. One day when I though she was outside I took a shower and discovered that she was not and had killed the little kitten that she had been forced to sleep with the past couple days so it would meow. During the Summer I happened upon three orphaned kittens and Bailey so happened to have milk at that time too so it worked for a couple days; I maybe could have successful kept three kittens alive without formula (milk, egg, colostrum homemade mix and some dog milk haha) which is an impressive and unlikely feat, but had to go on an annual three-day camping trip so the kitten trio (need continual feeding/monitoring) and weiner dog came along. One of the nights Bailey got left in the van accidentally and killed the kittens! Gosh what as waste of time and energy twice. Ugh! 

Papa Murphey's Chicago pizza is very good. Very filling and better when topped with parmesan, garlic sprinkle and veggie pepper. 

I am glad Spring won't be long because I need to tone up and lose some weight. I miss my abs.

A Chicken Story ~ Beginning and End

Dogs certainly are a odd animals...but so funny.

Now, I shall explain how to butcher a rooster. Note: I am not an expert.
Behold the mighty rooster--- 

Step 1:
Set up your station. You'll need: a sharp knife, disinfectant (Everclear diluted in water in a spray bottle), paper towels, hot water, big bowl, plastic bags, table and chair, give or take. Apologies that the picture quality is not very good.

Step 2:
Rooster's meat will become tougher around 8 months of age, around the time they will start becoming more aggressive; recommend canning the meat for soups or stews. If you have an excess of roosters (ratio of roosters to hens should be around 1 to 5 or 1 to 10) and keep separate from the flock otherwise the hens health with be risked. The roosters have "tallons" and with excess breeding will scrape off the hens feathers and if continued can rip open the hen's skin on her sides, also the exposed skin will sunburn. Too much breeding or disturbance will interrupt the hen's laying cycle and she will discontinue laying until peace is returned.
If the rooster(s) are not separated, bate them with chicken scraps into an enclosed area where it will be easier to catch them. Alternately, catch them at night because they will be calm and not alert.
Step 3:
First things first - kill the rooster. If you've never done this before and raised the rooster from a chick you may feel a bit of remorse for taking its life. But, just thank the rooster for providing you with nourishment and then get to business. I took an old road cone and cut the top off of it (be careful to not cut the hole to big like I did, if it is too small obviously cut it again)  and supported it by sticking it upside down in a tomato wire cage. Take the rooster by the hind legs and guide his head to the cone hole, may have to help pull his head out the end. Work swiftly. Locate the main artery on the neck and make clean cut. Allow all the blood drain out; you may have to hold the rooster legs while it is draining, the cone should keep it held in place. Immediately rinse away or wash off anything the blood has gotten onto because chicken's blood coagulates extremely fast.  Another way may be to just chop its head clean of with a hatchet or something and the subsequently let it drain. 

Step 4:
Defeathering...I have not completely figured out how to do this correctly yet and always somehow manage to scorch parts of the skin. I boil water and fill up a five gallon bucket about half way and dunk and pluck the chicken one section at a time - head/shoulders, wings, back, legs. Bag up the feathers so they don't blow all over the yard. 

Step 5:
Off with its head and feet and then gut it! This is a smelly task...very smelly (kind of deters an appetite for actually eating the poor bird) The head is pretty simple to remove, get the knife between the vertebrae. For the feet, cut at the joint; make a little incision and bend the leg backwards, it should pop apart and then use the knife to cut any remaining attachments like the tendon. Save all unwanted parts for a snack for the cats and/or dogs. There is a little stink gland above the tail that you want to cut around, also important, do not cut the intestines. If I can find the images for the step I will add them, in the meantime will do my best to explain it. I cut flat along the back bone under the stick gland, make little incisions on either side of the tail and a single slit down the center just until above the anus (What is it with that word? Scientifically correct names for physical parts are so awkward) cut around the anus (helps to cut along the pelvic bones to ensure no incisions in the intestinal tract. React inside and carefully separate the interal fat layer (yellow) from the body cavity walls (may require cutting with knife), work your way up with your fingers up by the heart, cup your hand, and carefully pull out the lower organs. Keep reaching in and pulling out upper organs. Be gentle with the kidneys because you can pop them they will explode tannish goo. With the organs out (I do not save the heart or the liver because it seems too weird to eat those) react in next to the spine scrap out some blood clusters. On the outside, cut or pull the crop (may have food in it) away from the neck skin and take out the crop and throat. With a match or hand torch lightly get rid of pin feathers.

Step 6:
Rinse off bird and freeze or cut into parts. 
Presto - that is how I butcher a rooster. 


On the more light side...if one of your hens in broody, make use of her. Let her do what she is naturally inclined to do - lay on eggs and raise chicks. I experimented with just one egg and in about eighteen days (after returning it to under the hen when I discovered a cheeping egg on the kitchen counter because my fater collected eggs without realizing the situation). Unsure how the rooster or other chickens would be towards the chick I set up the hen and the chick in their own little pen. After a couple weeks I let the hen and chick join the rest of the chickens and discovered they were good about it and the rooster actually took on the roll of helping guard over and protect the chick. Really neat experience. Unfortunately at about a month old the hen was starting to roost up with the rest of the flock and leaving the chick alone at night on the floor. A stray cat came and ate the chick (I deduced from the remaining little feathers the next morning) and ironically enough the next night my sister's dog (who feverishly hates cats, thus I have a feline deficiency and mouse overpopulation) killed the stray cat in one chomp. Oh dear! Life and death is such a funny and pecular thing. 

That is all for now! Ciao 

P.S. 
Free range pasture chickens and fertilized eggs are better for taste and health.

Monday, December 13, 2010

BELLE LUCE



As promised, I made a peach-a-berry pie, we ate it before I could get a camera to capture it, it was good but not as good as my apple pie.  Three and half to four stars, the recipe needs tweaked. 

The two pictures above are beautiful but would be too cliche to paint. Here's a few images I'd like to make as paintings:::
1. Watercolor (eliminate visual clutter) really simple with focus on light and color.
2. Oil (very large, maybe 2.5' x 4') thick with pallet knife
 
Photo taken by my friend Lauren in Missouri. 3. Watercolor or acrylic (washy and moody like the picture)

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Bad Baby Pie

Dear loyal readers who do not exist yet,

Pie is on the top ten of comfort food [for years my favorite meal was potpie >leftover roast, carrots, potatoes, onion, gravy concealed in a flaky crust<] If love is shared through food, what is a better food than pie? I love to make pie and eat pie, I even like magpies.

As mentioned in the last post, pumpkin pie, like pecan pie, is a Thanksgiving go-to. In my opinion -- squash over nuts. In the process of baking it is helpful to think of things you are thankful for, generate a feeling of love in your heart imagining love going into the food, and always stir clockwise.

It all starts with the crust...
Flour
{Eggs
Apple cider vinegar} Colder the better, makes for a flaky crust
Salt
Roll from center out always maintaining a circle. Do not use too much flour, just enough to keep from sticking to surface and rolling pin. A little ticker than an 1/8 inch is good, should appear slightly translucent.
This makes three crusts.

:Pumpkin Pie:
Bake at 375 (reduce for glass pie dish) for 40-50 minutes.
Libby’s canned pumpkin
2 large eggs
1/8 - 1/4 cup Andersen’s regular Eggnog
8 oz. Cream cheese
{cinnamon
Ginger
Ground cloves} tweak to taste

:Apple Pie:
Bake at 375 for 30 minutes.

6 cups Jonathan apples peeled and sliced
4 T lemon juice
1/2 cup sugar (unrefined)
flour
1/4 tsp ginger
All-spice


It all ends with the crumb topping...

1 cup sugar (unrefined)
1 cup flour (all-purpose)
1/2 cup + couple Ts (soften but not runny and add butter until consistency is right)
3/4 tsp cinnamon

Whisk dry ingredients and cut in butter.

Next I shall make a Peach-a-Berry pie from allrecipes.com!

Monday, November 22, 2010

"To make it to the day, we gotta dance all through the night."

She looks and has the voice of a little child, but there is something cool about it. Sheep farmer gone musician. Ghost dance by Nicole Reynolds has unique lyrics that make me care to attentively listen and the sound makes me feel like a gypsy. Good stuff, thanks Pandora.

i'll kill my corn and cabbage
before fall, what a savage
every little thing we do
is a sacrifice
to make it to the day
we have to make it through
the night

ghost dance on the hill
in the middle of the night
i'm bringing back my uncle
he's been buried alive
the ocean is the ocean
and the ocean,
it'll swallow you whole
i know he won't come back
but that dancin
it feels good in my soul

a river like me will
thaw in the spring
release all my captive
leaves and things
i'll throw you a fish
if you wish a pretty nickle
on me
a crocodile come around
i know i aint no good company

progress exists in our own
set of rules
and our own set of rules
is for a fine set of fools
for another pretty nickle
i've a riddle i could spit
in your eye
tell me when a mourning dove
could ever really get enough
to fly

i'll kill my blue summer beans
i'll tell you once again
it aint all what it seems
every little thing we do
is a compromise
to make it to the day
we have to dance all through
the night

Saturday, November 20, 2010


Sunshine and nature; music and dancing:
Sole e natura; musica e ballare:
Sonnenschein und Natur; Musik und Tanzen:
surefire ways to bring a smile to my face and joy to my heart.

People should neither be racist or race blind. Crassness and hypersensitivity are not functional for everyday wear.

    Tis the season for caldo beve, which do not promote optimum health, but do delight the senses. Pictured is hot cocoa with snipped marshmellows topped with grated chocolate. 
   I long to smell orange and other seasonal smells. Made a pumpkin pie - first one of the year - and promptly gave it away. Was happy to do so, yet sad since there was not one waiting for me at home...this provoked obsessive thoughts about making and eating pies <inspired by the movie Waitress (five stars)>. The exception this time is the plan is to substitute cream cheese for the evaporated milk (note: thanksgiving and christmas are about enjoying food and not about avoiding gaining weight because that is a definite fail plan). Went to Hyvee and made sure to pick up Jonathan apples for a crumb top apple pie, the cashier was an exceptionally nice girl about my age and I imagine she would be a nice person to be friends with.

The humble river city actually has its own little store of culture. Little by little I am discovering it. The Figge had a live ballet performance that was very intimate and raw. Felt a little guilty since the poor music system the classical music was coming through made me long to be all dressed up at a symphony, ochestra, or opera. The current art exhibits were wide ranging, being alone in a large museum looking at all sorts of art work is a unique experience. In the silence of observation I started to gain a better appreciate for abstract paintings. I just know there are interesting people lurking in this area that I hope to meet; I refuse to believe that every weekend is reserved for beer drinking, booze cruising back country roads and country sing alongs.

Please excuse me for writing so much in this blogpost, who has time to read it...let alone write it?
Anyway I still have more thoughts to "put out there".  Fiction, depending on the topic, has the unrelenting ability to consume my eyes and push every other priority to the side for days and nights until the front to back has been completely scanned and absorbed, only to furthmore occupy my ponderings for the next day as well. psch ridiculous weaknesses. The most recent has been The Mercy of Thin Air by Ronlyn Domingue, fantastico libro. 

Coco before Chanel was a really good movie, well directed with the appropriate focus.   
http://shoerazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Chanel-Spring-2011-Shoes.jpgChanel shoes this year, except for the ankle boots, are cartoonish and do not support a graceful gate or visually complimentary to the form of the foot.  Not that I would be able buy Chanel without irresponsibly depleating my financial reserves. It still remains one of my favorites, partly due to the attractive symmetry of the logo. 

Musically, !Kate Nash! and !The Kooks! are superb English audible artists.

If some individual makes this a reality, this is proof here that I thought of it too, if not first...fonts really are not adaptable, expressive, personal enough...a program to capture handwriting is needed.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Procrastination (Tales of Mere Existence)

Wow! This video is completely correct on the mental processes of a procrastinator.



PA (procrastinators anonymous) 12 steps:
step 1: look at your life patterns and admit to being a procrastinator.
step 2: join PO (procrastinators obvious), because everybody know you are procrastinator and now you do too.
step 3: make small, achievable goals with deadlines (example: 15 minutes of exercise everyday at exactly 1:00) and without fail keep your word to yourself for a week and then choose another small goal.
step 4: forgive yourself when you slip up and start again.
step 5: don't forgive yourself more than 5 times.
step 6: prioritize.
step 7: visualize and believe in becoming to person you want to be.
step 8: assess what you use a ploys for devoidance (denial + avoidance) and remove those temptations.
step 9: associate with people who are not addicted to being distracted and not getting their stuff done.
step 10: tba
step 11: tba
step 12: just listed because odd numbers are not very popular because they are not very attractive.